Monday, June 03, 2013

Memelution: Nice Day for a Red Wedding


Stage 1


Stage 2

                                                                            
                                                                          Stage 3

Friday, July 27, 2012

Mashing Rita

I don't know when this "Rita Hayworth dances to" meme began, but I am all for it.

Jumps In the Line:



Staying Alive:



Elvis:



She Has Become Meme. Hail Her. Fear her steps.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Babylon 2020



"This is the year two thousand and twenty. 
The place is the Challenger Sea Mount, the top of an underwater mountain, a complex beneath the sea. 
Two hundred and fifty men, women and children live here. 
Each of them, a scientist pioneer. 
For this is our last frontier, a hostile environment which may hold the key to tomorrow. 
Each day, these oceanauts meet new challenges as they build their city beneath the sea. 
This is Sealab 2020."



vs.  


 
"It was the dawn of the third age of mankind – ten years after the Earth-Minbari War. 
The Babylon Project was a dream, given form. Its goal: to prevent another war, by creating a place where humans and aliens can work out their differences peacefully. 
It's a port of call – home away from home – for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanderers. Humans and aliens, wrapped in two million, five hundred thousand tons of   spinning metal . . . all alone in the night. 
It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. 
This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2258. 
The name of the place is Babylon 5." 

 
"Just sayin'."

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Broken Government? Try Broken Media



Seriously, CNN.
Your anchors don't know how long a meter is?
Most respected name in news my infested heinie.

Also, next time you run a week long series on "Broken Government" you might want to consider doing a piece on media conglomeration's role in breaking the government.

After all, the pols are spending all that evil lobbyist money ON YOU.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Yeah, Exactly

A Glazed Doug spakes:
Moon and Avatar are actually very similar films. *SPOILER ALERT* Both are stories of a man on a distant world trying to harness an alternative energy source. Both deal with the ethicality of cloning, and a protagonist who is questioning his own identity as well as his loyalty to an all-powerful corporation. Oh, except Avatar sucked.
(Brought to you by The Cloud Rescue Rangers)

and where the hell is Rockwell's Oscar nom?











Bastards.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Repo Redux



25 years later, Alex Cox finally follows up.

Personally I think the no budget green screen look is awesome.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

Still Running?



I am not ashamed to admit that I still worry about Joe's eventual fate.

I think the new guy was just there to set Joe up. Dirty Hippy. Not Like good Sgt. Corey.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

A Bright And Shining Toy



Full length Vietnam drama - made entirely with GI Joes.

I feel a swoon.

Here's the "academy" trailer:



and now for something slightly different from the same creators:

Monday, January 18, 2010

Hello, Delinquenty!



"It is hazardous to throw rocks."

From "Collapse - Terrifying Girl's High School"

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Like a Window Into my Mind



Who would have thought that one day Hitler would emerge as the voice of the disgruntled nerd?

And if you don't get this, that's all right. It means you have a life.

Paging Palin

Forge that Beck guy -
this video should show you who your soul-mate is.


"Did the president, did the attorney general say to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, "Now wait a minute, you don't want to plead guilty. Wait a minute you don't want to be executed. You want to come to New York City. You want to have the trial just like you asked for in the first place"

Don't go breaking my heart, Sarah. You belong together.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Trouble for the Endtimes Ticket?

Beck 'grills' Palin on the "Couric Question."

I call bad buddy-pic! They're setting up the enmity so that later we will cheer when they team-up to save the country from the Satanist/Euro/Fascist/Haitian/Socialists of variant skin-tones.

Click for the clip:


What's worse, is that this means my dream ticket of Palin/Bachmann is in danger!

So, Sarah - this reminder is for you:


How can you say no to TOTAL GANGSTER GOVERNMENT GIRL?

Now Here's Something to Smile About



But are they going to call it Star Blazers over here?

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Wonder Where They Got That Idea?

Just received the following e-missive from the LAPD:

LAPD West Valley | Email templates



Crisis Response Team Members

We would like to invite you to become a "civilian" volunteer member of our City's Crisis Response Team (CRT).

Crisis Response Team (CRT) members are community volunteers who respond to traumatic incidents at the request of the Los Angeles Police & Los Angeles Fire Departments. CRT provides immediate on-scene crisis intervention, attends to survival & comfort needs, acts as a liaison between the victim & emergency personnel and gives referrals to victims & their families affected by a death, a serious injury, a violent crime or other traumatic incidents.

These include homicides, suicides, serious traffic accidents, natural deaths and multi-casualty incidents. The CRT program is managed by the Mayors Office of Homeland Security & Public Safety in collaboration with the City's Fire & Police Departments.

The eight-week training sessions begins on February 2nd thru March 25th and are scheduled for Tuesday and Thursday evenings at the LAPD Academy in Westchester, located near Los Angeles International Airport.

Individuals interested in learning more about volunteering for the Crisis Response Team should contact Jeffrey Zimerman, M.S.W. Crisis Response Team Manager at 213-978-0697 or by e-mail: LACRT@lacity. org.

Training for new team members and to view flier...click here.

Jeffrey Zimerman, M.S.W.
Manager, Crisis Response Team
Office of the Mayor Antonio R. Villaraigosa
Mayor's Office of Homeland Security & Public Safety
200 N. Spring St., Los Angeles, CA 90012
213-978-0697 Phone, 213-978-0718 Fax


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Which, as the maker of this short some years back:



I find very flattering.