Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

SNAP!

"The National Enquirer's coverage of a vicious war within Sarah Palin's extended family includes several newsworthy revelations, including the resulting incredible charge of an affair plus details of family strife when the Governor's daughter revealed her pregnancy. Following our John Edwards' exclusives, our political reporting has obviously proven to be more detail-oriented than the McCain campaign's vetting process. Despite the McCain camp's attempts to control press coverage they find unfavorable, The Enquirer will continue to pursue news on both sides of the political spectrum."


PWNED BY THE ENQUIRER!
That's gotta sting...

Ticket to Ride!



PRICELESS!

Monday, September 01, 2008

That's The Ticket, All Right!

On Monday morning, Ms. Palin and her husband, Todd, issued a statement saying that their 17-year-old unmarried daughter, Bristol, was five months pregnant and that she intended to marry the father.

Among other less attention-grabbing news of the day: it was learned that Ms. Palin now has a private lawyer in a legislative ethics investigation in Alaska into whether she abused her power in dismissing the state’s public safety commissioner; that she was a member for two years in the 1990s of the Alaska Independence Party, which has at times sought a vote on whether the state should secede; and that Mr. Palin was arrested 22 years ago on a drunken-driving charge.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Somebody's Been Learning Photoshop...



If the overall direction of his campaign is like his art direction, McCan't is gonna get trounced...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

They Didn't Get The Memo!

"It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons crowd to disparage a fellow countryman's memory of war from the comfort of mom's basement, but most Americans have the humility and gratitude to respect and learn from the memories of men who suffered on behalf of others. "

- McCain staffer Michael Goldfarb titters on McCain's 'Web Log'

He better watch out, or somebody gonna open up a can of Dark Knight on his sadly out-dated frat boy posturing azz...

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Speaking of Tools...



Can't wait to see Team EspaƱa's photo for the 2020 Nairobi Olympics...

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

I Can Haz Classicz?




Lolcat Homer:

I can has song story of teh rox0r fer srsly, Odiseos. He liek went to teh bases of Troi fer pwnage and super LOLz. Den teh Ceiling Cat, Poseiden put sme srs pwnage on him and his kittehs. AND FER TEN YRS ZOMG!!! he did faceplants wit Calypso lolz. kthxbai.


more HERE.

Thanks to mz white!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Somewhere Over the Sea


There is a land where they still take their theme songs seriously.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

Good Morning, Kaiju!



NASA wakes the astronauts of STS-123 with a unique clarion call...

Friday, July 11, 2008

ATTN: US MEDIA



This is what journalism looks like.

Funny we never saw this in 2004. Stupid internets.