Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Another Round in the Death of Creative Freedom

Once upon a time there was a fictional character named "Tony Twistelli" aka "Tony Twist."

Tony was a fat Italian gangster who in no way struggled against his stereotype.

But it was the '90s, and it was "Spawn" and nobody cared about things like that.

And he looked like this:



Meanwhile, in the world that likes to consider itself real, there was a hockey player named Tony Twist, who looked like this:



And, eventually the two worlds collided when someone mentioned the Tony Twist mob enforcer to the Tony Twist hockey "enforcer." The hockey enforcer's feelings were very, very hurt and so he did the only sensible thing.

He claimed that the comic Spawn had deprived him of income by using his "likeness" to sell comics, games, cartoons, and movies.

The creator of Spawn admitted that yes, he had named the character after the hockey player, but in no way based the character on the hockey player, nor used the hockey player to promote the comic.

But this is America, where people love to bitch about "trial lawyers" while awarding absurd judgments, and so Tony Twist won millions of dollars and a company went bankrupt.

(shed no tears, however, for this was but the working of a karmic miracle,man.)

And all this is but prelude to this disaster:

Jury Awards $100K to Woman Who Says Fictional Character Defamed Her


A Georgia jury has awarded $100,000 to a woman who says she was defamed because a character in the book The Red Hat Club had a mix of her own traits and other false characteristics that depicted her as a promiscuous alcoholic.

Stewart had contended novelist Haywood Smith, a childhood friend, had created the character SuSu with looks that resembled hers, with the same job as a flight attendant, and with similar experiences involving a second, conniving husband. But Stewart says she did not have other traits of the character, including a propensity to engage in casual sex and drink at work.

Defamed.




By a fictional character.

With a fictional name.

Gawd help us all.

More here:
http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1206960402189

I am now preparing to sue the estates of Shakespeare, Lee & Kirby for abusing my future career prospects by creating the characters of Falstaff and Volstagg.







Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The IP-Men of Mars

Somebody has discovered the Public Domain.
Sorry, Disney.
*Note: King Kong and Conan are also in the Public Domain, Traci.*

Monday, October 26, 2009

What God Hath Joined Together


Who Knew?

Thanks to director Paul Haggis' resignation from the Co$ (http://markrathbun.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/paul-haggis/), it appears we have two, count 'em, two!, 100% American religions to thank for the travesty that was Proposition 8, as we see that the Co$ was also a sponsor of the bill alongside the Mammon, er, Mormon Church.

It seems that America's two great 19th and 20th Century Sci-Fi religions (Secret Histories! Lost Lands! Magic 3-D Glasses! Xenu!) can get past any forward thinking trappings they might share and embrace each other in service to the cause of bigotry and intolerance.

Huzzah to you both!

Maybe Haggis should team-up with Anonymous and direct The Unknown Identity.


Sunday, October 25, 2009

ChittyChittyBangBang-Man



With six cylinders comes great responsibility...

Coming the December - if you are a Rus!

Monday, October 12, 2009

Boogie Tokyo Stormtrooper



I believe he is doing the "Gatsby."

Not to be confused with the Leia-Daisy.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Sign Me Up



"Assault Girls"
from Mamuro Oshii.

Plot?
Who cares?
Chicks with assault rifles shooting sandworms.
Case closed.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Big Love

Gigantor (Tetsujin 28) finally gets the recognition he deserves with this 1:1 scale monument:

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Wata!

Because who doesn't want to see a man run through 100 fluorescent lights?



Sanjay!

Soon to be the bane of parents of teenage boys the world over.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Ma Men

This Just In

Tax evaders rush to beat amnesty deadline
-Reuters


"U.S. citizens with undeclared assets in tax havens such as Switzerland face a September 23 deadline to reveal their holdings, pay a fine and generally avoid criminal prosecution. When that amnesty program expires, any tax cheats found by the government could face criminal prosecution."





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"Hello, this is the police outside. We're about to bust down the door to your apartment. So please flush all your weed down the toilet at your earliest convenience. We'll give you ten, no, make that twenty minutes. Thanks for your cooperation."


-from the Eternal Vigilance desk.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Daydream Mondays

Health care "debate". (more like health care capitulation).

Fires.

Work.

(add your cares here)

Ad Nauseum.

So click through to cure what ails ya.

Shonen Style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9RAbi2xEvo


Isako Style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_IP3Y71N4w


Replacement Style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40vhaC2SmPk


Literal Style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nViC0K-zifk

Monday, August 24, 2009

We Interrupt This Unfinished Series

In order to bring the following to your attention:

THE GOOD
:

Venture Bros - Season 4:
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a250aae232d7b5101232eeeff310004


Where The Wild Things Are:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFDcaTI0cl8&feature=player_embedded


Fantastic Mr. Fox:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2igjYFojUo&feature=player_embedded


THE BAD:

Disney, Zemeckis Board 'Yellow Submarine'

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Disney and director Robert Zemeckis are negotiating to remake “Yellow Submarine,” the 1968 psychedelic animated film based on the music of The Beatles.

The studio has been quietly brokering a complicated rights deal that would give Zemeckis access to 16 original Beatles songs for a movie he will direct in the performance-capture 3-D digital production format he employed for “A Christmas Carol.” Disney opens that film November 6, with Jim Carrey playing Scrooge as well as the three ghosts who haunt him in the Charles Dickens tale.



THE UGLY:



via Failblog

Friday, July 24, 2009

Sibliterate Nerdprom Delayed Liveblogging Day 2

Making the hate words help words.


Good Morning, Twilight fans! 4,500 overnight campers for one 1 hour panel.




I opted for the excellent Bryan O'Malley spotlight moderated by the always awesome Scott McCloud. Scott Pilgrim will soon rule your world.


Twilight line morphs into angry avatar line.



Cameron. Making films to help Digital Domain regain market share.



Hey, it's John Patterson's boss! Seems like a nice guy to work for. Is he, John?


Del Toro goes a'hobbiting.


Mark Waid asks Gail Simone what it was like to work with Jack Kirby in the 1940's.




JSA panel breaks the news: new JSA title on the way. I start deciding what other titles to drop. Probably an Avengers title.



Somebody forget their cape.



Stark Industries recruiting booth.



TERRY GILLIAM! Getting the adulation he has earned. And Don Quixote is back on!



Terry brought a friend.



Matt Vaughn, Jane Goldman, Mark Millar came to promote KICK ASS. And it did.



Go see KICK ASS and see why this little girl got a well-deserved 6,500 strong spontaneous standing ovation.



PARK CHAN WOOK! PARK CHAN WOOK! PARK CHAN WOOK! PARK CHAN WOOK!

And I am in front row!



Park Chan Wook explaining that his daughter is a Twilight fan, too, so he won't be trapped into saying anything bad about it.



ZATANNA! SDRAWKCAB KLAT OT EGRU EVAH I YLNEDDUS.