Behold: Bavatar

Avatar... with Babies from The Midnight Show

A Hero Returns

Avatard Edition.

Yeah, Exactly

A Glazed Doug spakes:

Moon and Avatar are actually very similar films. *SPOILER ALERT* Both are stories of a man on a distant world trying to harness an alternative energy source. Both deal with the ethicality of cloning, and a protagonist who is questioning his own identity as well as his loyalty to an all-powerful corporation. Oh, except Avatar sucked.

(Brought to you by The Cloud Rescue Rangers)

and where the hell is Rockwell's Oscar nom?

Bastards.

The Doctor Rocks

A companion's lament.

Repo Redux

25 years later, Alex Cox finally follows up.

Personally I think the no budget green screen look is awesome.

as Light as Love

Jones & Berrier - coming to a lonely street near you, soon.

Still Running?

I am not ashamed to admit that I still worry about Joe's eventual fate.

I think the new guy was just there to set Joe up. Dirty Hippy. Not Like good Sgt. Corey.

A Bright And Shining Toy

Full length Vietnam drama - made entirely with GI Joes.

I feel a swoon.

Here's the "academy" trailer:



and now for something slightly different from the same creators:

FANEDITORS: START YOUR INSERTS!

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Much Better, Don't You Think?

Hello, Delinquenty!

"It is hazardous to throw rocks."

From "Collapse - Terrifying Girl's High School"

Like a Window Into my Mind

Who would have thought that one day Hitler would emerge as the voice of the disgruntled nerd?

And if you don't get this, that's all right. It means you have a life.

Paging Palin

Forge that Beck guy -
this video should show you who your soul-mate is.

"Did the president, did the attorney general say to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, "Now wait a minute, you don't want to plead guilty. Wait a minute you don't want to be executed. You want to come to New York City. You want to have the trial just like you asked for in the first place"

Don't go breaking my heart, Sarah. You belong together.

Trouble for the Endtimes Ticket?

Beck 'grills' Palin on the "Couric Question."

I call bad buddy-pic! They're setting up the enmity so that later we will cheer when they team-up to save the country from the Satanist/Euro/Fascist/Haitian/Socialists of variant skin-tones.

Click for the clip:


What's worse, is that this means my dream ticket of Palin/Bachmann is in danger!

So, Sarah - this reminder is for you:


How can you say no to TOTAL GANGSTER GOVERNMENT GIRL?

Now Here's Something to Smile About

But are they going to call it Star Blazers over here?

I Have A New Hero

Wonder Where They Got That Idea?

Just received the following e-missive from the LAPD:

Crisis Response Team Members We would like to invite you to become a "civilian" volunteer member of our City's Crisis Response Team (CRT). Crisis Response Team (CRT) members are community volunteers who respond to traumatic incidents at the request of the Los Angeles Police & Los Angeles Fire Departments. CRT provides immediate on-scene crisis intervention, attends to survival & comfort needs, acts as a liaison between the victim & emergency personnel and gives referrals to victims & their families affected by a death, a serious injury, a violent crime or other traumatic incidents. These include homicides, suicides, serious traffic accidents, natural deaths and multi-casualty incidents. The CRT program is managed by the Mayors Office of Homeland Security & Public Safety in collaboration with the City's Fire & Police Departments. The eight-week training sessions begins on February 2nd thru March 25th and are scheduled for Tuesday and Thursday evenings at the LAPD Academy in Westchester, located near Los Angeles International Airport. Individuals interested in learning more about volunteering for the Crisis Response Team should contact Jeffrey Zimerman, M.S.W. Crisis Response Team Manager at 213-978-0697 or by e-mail: LACRT@lacity. org. Training for new team members and to view flier...click here. Jeffrey Zimerman, M.S.W. Manager, Crisis Response Team Office of the Mayor Antonio R. Villaraigosa Mayor's Office of Homeland Security & Public Safety 200 N. Spring St., Los Angeles, CA 90012 213-978-0697 Phone, 213-978-0718 Fax Please do not respond to this email, replies are not monitored Important Telephone Numbers | EMERGENCY CALL 911 CITY-WIDE DIRECTORY 311 | NON EMERGENCY 1-877-ASKLAPD for additional Crime Prevention information, Log on: www.lapdonline.org Support the LA Police Foundation: www.lapolicefoundation.org To unsubscribe from LAPD e-policing click here

Which, as the maker of this short some years back:



I find very flattering.

My Kind of Mash-Up

Thriller  Response Video Meme + Ultraman Kaiju = Heaven

Another Round in the Death of Creative Freedom

Once upon a time there was a fictional character named "Tony Twistelli" aka "Tony Twist."

Tony was a fat Italian gangster who in no way struggled against his stereotype.

But it was the '90s, and it was "Spawn" and nobody cared about things like that.

And he looked like this:



Meanwhile, in the world that likes to consider itself real, there was a hockey player named Tony Twist, who looked like this:



And, eventually the two worlds collided when someone mentioned the Tony Twist mob enforcer to the Tony Twist hockey "enforcer." The hockey enforcer's feelings were very, very hurt and so he did the only sensible thing.

He claimed that the comic Spawn had deprived him of income by using his "likeness" to sell comics, games, cartoons, and movies.

The creator of Spawn admitted that yes, he had named the character after the hockey player, but in no way based the character on the hockey player, nor used the hockey player to promote the comic.

But this is America, where people love to bitch about "trial lawyers" while awarding absurd judgments, and so Tony Twist won millions of dollars and a company went bankrupt.

(shed no tears, however, for this was but the working of a karmic miracle,man.)

And all this is but prelude to this disaster:

Jury Awards $100K to Woman Who Says Fictional Character Defamed Her

A Georgia jury has awarded $100,000 to a woman who says she was defamed because a character in the book The Red Hat Club had a mix of her own traits and other false characteristics that depicted her as a promiscuous alcoholic.

Stewart had contended novelist Haywood Smith, a childhood friend, had created the character SuSu with looks that resembled hers, with the same job as a flight attendant, and with similar experiences involving a second, conniving husband. But Stewart says she did not have other traits of the character, including a propensity to engage in casual sex and drink at work.

Defamed.




By a fictional character.

With a fictional name.

Gawd help us all.

More here:
http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1206960402189

I am now preparing to sue the estates of Shakespeare, Lee & Kirby for abusing my future career prospects by creating the characters of Falstaff and Volstagg.

The IP-Men of Mars

Somebody has discovered the Public Domain.
Sorry, Disney.
*Note: King Kong and Conan are also in the Public Domain, Traci.*

Twi-Harder

Don't be a Clown

Designated Driver for the Environment - Budweiser from Jeb Berrier on Vimeo.

What God Hath Joined Together

Who Knew?

Thanks to director Paul Haggis' resignation from the Co$ (http://markrathbun.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/paul-haggis/), it appears we have two, count 'em, two!, 100% American religions to thank for the travesty that was Proposition 8, as we see that the Co$ was also a sponsor of the bill alongside the Mammon, er, Mormon Church.

It seems that America's two great 19th and 20th Century Sci-Fi religions (Secret Histories! Lost Lands! Magic 3-D Glasses! Xenu!) can get past any forward thinking trappings they might share and embrace each other in service to the cause of bigotry and intolerance.

Huzzah to you both!

Maybe Haggis should team-up with Anonymous and direct The Unknown Identity.

ChittyChittyBangBang-Man

With six cylinders comes great responsibility...

Coming the December - if you are a Rus!