Thursday, February 14, 2008

My Country Tis Of Thee




African-american minister makes brave stand for irony in Memphis.

Won't you help him?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Officer Rivieri: F**k You!



Apologies to Krupke

Fat Gem driving cop assaults 14 year old in name of R*E*S*P*E*C*T

probably the steroids....

Monday, February 11, 2008

Swift Died For Your Sins

No offense to the much-more-talented-monied-intelligent-sincere than me folks who crafted the following Obamaniac "Music Video:"



BUT

as a piece of politics, this parody it inspired trumps it wholesale, because this:




actually has the ability to affect perception and discourse. A hosana for hope, not so much.

"Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery."

Friday, January 25, 2008

THE HORROR! THE HORROR!



and this abomination is only part of a series...

Get This Print Printed


Full print and details @ http://jimwoodring.blogspot.com/2008/01/jesus-and-bear.html

Romney's Prompter Overcranked

Now THAT'S a standee!

ANONYMOUS / SCIENTOLOGY : PROJECT CHANOLOGY

Anonymous - Second address to Scientology

Anonymous:Response to The Media

Skynews Reports

Message to Scientology


Friday, August 12, 2005

Morituri te salutamus


Man - just when you thought there wouldn't be any good news, a story like this comes along:

S. Korean man dies after 50 hours of computer games

and here's the important part - "after finishing his mammoth session in an Internet cafe," - HE FINISHED.

Huzzah, Mr. Lee, Huzzah.

Fear the Yearling


What were they thinking?

Here we are, mere months out of the horror of the war with the Axis powers, and Hwood decides we need a lesson in the fact that "life is durn hard, Pa"?!?

I know the whole thing is merely a metaphor for growing up gay in the rural south, and hence the need to shoot your "dear" before it starts eating the tubers in the garden, but pleeease.

I mean, metaphor aside, what you end up with is a story about country livin' folks who don't know ass from claw about the consequences of domestication. The deer was the only intelligent creature on all of Baxter's Island (and if it's BAXTER's island, why do they have neighbors on that island - the subtly named "Forresters" - who are older....?) and they shot it.

What next? Is someone going to adapt Steinbeck's bloody awful "Red Pony?"

"Gah"

Chronicle of a really bad idea, part 1


Not THAT bandwagon!
no super energy pill for you...

It was recently announced that work had begun on a live action version of boomer-beloved canine cartoon super-icon "Underdog."

Yes. I said live action.

AND get this: they plan on using REAL DOGS.
Yeah, that won't suck.

I wonder what crime cartel is laundering their money through that production?