Saturday, May 24, 2008

This Week in Memery



The "shocking"-Craig's List/Ebay-listing meme runs into the brick wall of the no irony zone as a German couple are arrested after posting the following on Ebay:

"Offering my nearly new baby for sale, as it has gotten too loud. It is a male baby, nearly 28 inches (70 cm) long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller," police quoted the ad as reading.


And the AP, as usual, runs the piece as a straight news item.

Now, color me insensitive, but this reads more like tired parental joke than an attempt at infant marketing...

just goes to show, airports ain't the only place you should not joke.

UPDATE: missing from the initial AP wire story:
Tanja, has insisted that the whole scheme was simply a joke in very poor taste.

"I would never give up my beloved Merlin," she said in an interview.

"On the contrary. I just did it for a bit of fun, and simply wanted to see whether someone would actually reply to the offer."

Police failed to see the funny side of the auction however, and baby Merlin is now in the custody of regional child care services while the investigation continues.

from the Telegraph.

as I thought.

Bad Idea

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Grand Guardian GO!



Sip your champagne in peace and comfort as the the Grand Guardian Tokyo apartments keep you safe from earthquakes and Black Helicopter attacks!

Serve and Protect


Cops give lighter, cigarette to kerosene soaked man...

Kubota refused to change his kerosene-soaked clothes at the police station and asked to smoke during questioning, according to police.

Despite no-smoking rules in the building, a police official gave him a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. When Kubota stood up, his right knee was ablaze and he quickly turned into a fireball, the reports said.


- from Japan Today

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

In Memoria

Had to shave the giant chops off today in a crass attempt to sell out to the Mans, and so, in honor of the passing of all things i present:

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Speaking of White Power



Teh Awesome.

McHate


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From the SoCal Crime Map /Mean Streets
The flyers were made to look authentic correspondence from McDonalds, and stated that due to a string of robberies, African American customers are now required to pay an additional fee of $1.50 per transaction. Police were trying to get fingerprints off the fliers to see if they could identify the suspects.


I have to wonder, hate crime or just unfunny political prank?

As the "flyers were made to look authentic," isn't this actually an attack on McDonald's?

The flyers make McDonald's look A) racist or B) ridiculous or C) both, but don't actually say anything at all about African-Americans, save that they are being targetted by a faux racial price profile.

Perhaps this is a failed attempt at irony from someone pissed off about the "string of roberries," said person may even be a "cracker" -

BUT

Making a tasteless joke isn't the same thing as making a racial attack, is it?

And what about free speech issues? Do they not apply to anonymous attempts at LULZ?

Is there something I am missing?

Were the flyers downloaded from WWW.WHITEPOWERPRANKS.NET or somesuch?

Because calling this a Hate Crime, I just don't get.

And if it is one, how soon before The Mans starts hauling in every punk rock band that has a tasteless flyer?

Why, I designed a poster for my buddies' punk band back in my onbnoxious High School days that deployed Nick Utt's famous "Vietnam Napalm" photo with the tagline:

"Everybody Comes Running to See The Incredible Smerphuckers."


Tasteless? Yes.

Racist? No. At least my 17 year old self sure hopes not.

And so Hate Crime?

I say thee nay!

Uh, what was my point again?

Oh yeah - so which is it - "flyers" or "fliers?"

Do They Know It's Nucleotide At All?



What, too much of a reach?

"We Are The BioRad?"

Boom Boom Boom



...looking out my front door...

ah, City Life. It's peaches, I tells ya, peaches!
Imagine tryin ta live without folx blowing up cars in the middle of the night! Haw! You rubes don't ken whut ya mizzin'!

More blurry photos here.

Monday, May 05, 2008

St. Elsenet



And then there are the days when you get hit by a bout of HTMaLgia and spend a little too much time randomly following the dying trail of links and discover sites like this.



Tommy Westphall.

The Idiot God at the Center of the TV Cosmos.

Beware, Yog-Sothoth, beware.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Ears Peeled for Easter Eggs


As you join the throngs going to see Iron Man this week, keep an ear out for the original iron tune sprinkled liberally throughout...

Thursday, May 01, 2008

GTFOOT!


Someone named Marvin KILGORE owns the FUKANG meteorite?

I just woke up inside the lost collaboration between LRH and PKD...

World's Worst Comics Museum


Visit it HERE.

Extra Credit quiz: how many of these comics do I own?

And no, "the Saga of White Will" ain't one of them...

Monday, April 28, 2008

Thy Divine Image



Orangutan caught spearfishing.

'Course it's only a theory...

Murder, TM



Radar is currently running an article on Bill Geerhart's recent follow-up to his "Billy Letters" of the late '90s.

Contained therein is the latest installment in our ever-growing series "News to ME!":

Serial killers now have their own LOGOS???

I shudder to think at what they mean when discussing 'Branding' these days...

Gaiman's "Doll's House" here we come...