Saturday, June 07, 2008

LSD Saturday

Barbara Dickson:


Shat-na-roke:


Organ-style:


Tumara Mahorning:


The Girl Hiding From John Belushi:

Friday, June 06, 2008

FaceBoost

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Steal This Book





Then feel guilty, and buy it.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Life on Uke



Great song.

Greater BBC series.

Let's hope the US don't screw it up too much. At least it will have Colm Meaney, best Star Trek actor EVER.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Memespotting



Vcr police considering charges over online ad offering baby girl for $10,000

Vancouver couple arrested for putting baby up for online sale

That didn't take long, did it?
What part of NO JOKING did you people not get?

Jeepers!



I'm gonna need another paper route!

Don't miss out, kids!

Don't Ask! Just Buy Them!

Note To Scottie Mac



The time to come forward is before the bombs, bullets, death and destruction; not five years too late.

"The Iraq war was not necessary," he concludes. "Waging an unnecessary war is a grave mistake."


Waging an unnecessary war is not a grave mistake. It's an abomination. Like your soul.

Your mom must be so proud.

Happy Memorial Day, Grima.

Kry "Kawaii"



Available June 5, everywhere.

Also, don't watch if bothered by geysers of fake blood.

Or tempura.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

This Week in Memery



The "shocking"-Craig's List/Ebay-listing meme runs into the brick wall of the no irony zone as a German couple are arrested after posting the following on Ebay:

"Offering my nearly new baby for sale, as it has gotten too loud. It is a male baby, nearly 28 inches (70 cm) long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller," police quoted the ad as reading.


And the AP, as usual, runs the piece as a straight news item.

Now, color me insensitive, but this reads more like tired parental joke than an attempt at infant marketing...

just goes to show, airports ain't the only place you should not joke.

UPDATE: missing from the initial AP wire story:
Tanja, has insisted that the whole scheme was simply a joke in very poor taste.

"I would never give up my beloved Merlin," she said in an interview.

"On the contrary. I just did it for a bit of fun, and simply wanted to see whether someone would actually reply to the offer."

Police failed to see the funny side of the auction however, and baby Merlin is now in the custody of regional child care services while the investigation continues.

from the Telegraph.

as I thought.

Bad Idea

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Grand Guardian GO!



Sip your champagne in peace and comfort as the the Grand Guardian Tokyo apartments keep you safe from earthquakes and Black Helicopter attacks!

Serve and Protect


Cops give lighter, cigarette to kerosene soaked man...

Kubota refused to change his kerosene-soaked clothes at the police station and asked to smoke during questioning, according to police.

Despite no-smoking rules in the building, a police official gave him a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. When Kubota stood up, his right knee was ablaze and he quickly turned into a fireball, the reports said.


- from Japan Today

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

In Memoria

Had to shave the giant chops off today in a crass attempt to sell out to the Mans, and so, in honor of the passing of all things i present: