Saturday, September 26, 2009

Wata!

Because who doesn't want to see a man run through 100 fluorescent lights?



Sanjay!

Soon to be the bane of parents of teenage boys the world over.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Ma Men

This Just In

Tax evaders rush to beat amnesty deadline
-Reuters


"U.S. citizens with undeclared assets in tax havens such as Switzerland face a September 23 deadline to reveal their holdings, pay a fine and generally avoid criminal prosecution. When that amnesty program expires, any tax cheats found by the government could face criminal prosecution."





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"Hello, this is the police outside. We're about to bust down the door to your apartment. So please flush all your weed down the toilet at your earliest convenience. We'll give you ten, no, make that twenty minutes. Thanks for your cooperation."


-from the Eternal Vigilance desk.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Daydream Mondays

Health care "debate". (more like health care capitulation).

Fires.

Work.

(add your cares here)

Ad Nauseum.

So click through to cure what ails ya.

Shonen Style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9RAbi2xEvo


Isako Style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_IP3Y71N4w


Replacement Style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40vhaC2SmPk


Literal Style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nViC0K-zifk

Monday, August 24, 2009

We Interrupt This Unfinished Series

In order to bring the following to your attention:

THE GOOD
:

Venture Bros - Season 4:
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a250aae232d7b5101232eeeff310004


Where The Wild Things Are:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFDcaTI0cl8&feature=player_embedded


Fantastic Mr. Fox:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2igjYFojUo&feature=player_embedded


THE BAD:

Disney, Zemeckis Board 'Yellow Submarine'

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Disney and director Robert Zemeckis are negotiating to remake “Yellow Submarine,” the 1968 psychedelic animated film based on the music of The Beatles.

The studio has been quietly brokering a complicated rights deal that would give Zemeckis access to 16 original Beatles songs for a movie he will direct in the performance-capture 3-D digital production format he employed for “A Christmas Carol.” Disney opens that film November 6, with Jim Carrey playing Scrooge as well as the three ghosts who haunt him in the Charles Dickens tale.



THE UGLY:



via Failblog

Friday, July 24, 2009

Sibliterate Nerdprom Delayed Liveblogging Day 2

Making the hate words help words.


Good Morning, Twilight fans! 4,500 overnight campers for one 1 hour panel.




I opted for the excellent Bryan O'Malley spotlight moderated by the always awesome Scott McCloud. Scott Pilgrim will soon rule your world.


Twilight line morphs into angry avatar line.



Cameron. Making films to help Digital Domain regain market share.



Hey, it's John Patterson's boss! Seems like a nice guy to work for. Is he, John?


Del Toro goes a'hobbiting.


Mark Waid asks Gail Simone what it was like to work with Jack Kirby in the 1940's.




JSA panel breaks the news: new JSA title on the way. I start deciding what other titles to drop. Probably an Avengers title.



Somebody forget their cape.



Stark Industries recruiting booth.



TERRY GILLIAM! Getting the adulation he has earned. And Don Quixote is back on!



Terry brought a friend.



Matt Vaughn, Jane Goldman, Mark Millar came to promote KICK ASS. And it did.



Go see KICK ASS and see why this little girl got a well-deserved 6,500 strong spontaneous standing ovation.



PARK CHAN WOOK! PARK CHAN WOOK! PARK CHAN WOOK! PARK CHAN WOOK!

And I am in front row!



Park Chan Wook explaining that his daughter is a Twilight fan, too, so he won't be trapped into saying anything bad about it.



ZATANNA! SDRAWKCAB KLAT OT EGRU EVAH I YLNEDDUS.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Sibliterate Nerdprom Delayed Liveblogging Day 1 Part 3

Special shout out to me fellow Redshirts - I promise to buy a bottle of the cologne...Just not to wear it - I am 100% an Antonio Banderas "Spirit" guy, myself...




This is just what my living room is missing...




Be seeing you...Interesting to see 1960's show imagery used to promote 2000's show remake that dispenses with it...

sigh


I do so love the Dalek.

Bourbon, Maple Syrup, Apple Juice -
a good way for a good New England boy to end the night.

Anon, nerds,

Sibliterate Nerdprom Delayed Liveblogging Day 1 Part 2

The "Classic"


Preparing for the "Extract" Green Screen challenge.


Stimpifying!


Cuz Star Trek's about tolerance and enlightenment

No, really, it is.


BATPOD!


Dexter's Julie Benz desperately avoids our photo!


Good Night, Sweet, Insane Twilight fans...

Sibliterate Nerdprom Delayed Liveblogging Day 1

Note to FB readers - click on the link, or no pics for you, OK?



Surfliner Strategizing.



District 9 - to think last year it was only bathroom stall ads...





Soon to be missing banner...





R2D2 + R2BBAD





I come for the lines...





Charles Band still needs to make a living...




we can be Heroes

at least for one day...





And last year they only had a table...





"The Mayans warned us" -- not really. I guess Terrence McKenna warned us had no traction...

Thursday, July 09, 2009

"Cash for Clunkers" bill passes" .....wind




special report by correspondent Eternal Vigilance

"It ended up being right place, right time for me," said Metzler, 42, who traded his eight-year-old sport utility vehicle for a new Chevrolet Equinox this week. "It seemed like a good opportunity."

"It's a wonderful program. It helps out the environment, it helps out the customer, and it gives a jump to the automobile industry when it needs it the most," said Scott Gruwell, sales director of Courtesy Chevrolet, the Phoenix-based General Motors dealership that sold Metzler his Equinox.


Metzler, a Phoenix-valley insurance executive, had racked up 150,000 miles in his old SUV that averaged 17 miles per gallon. He got a $3,500-credit toward his new car, which gets a slender 3 mpg improvement."


-Reuters

You read right: a slender 3, count 'em, 3 mpg improvement.

So the taxpayers picked up the $3,500. tab for this fucker's 8-year-"old" SUV...... for a NEWER SUV!!!!! Aaaaarrrgggghhh!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I wanna trade in my Hummer H2 for a Hummer H3, please.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Bachmann Turner Overdrive



Look out - it's ACORN!





And it gets better:



"Take this into consideration. If we look at American history, between 1942 and 1947, the data that was collected by the Census Bureau was handed over to the FBI and other organizations at the request of President Roosevelt, and that's how the Japanese were rounded up and put into the internment camps," said Bachmann.


How soon they forget.

Under Bush, the Japanese Internment was a GOOD THING:



Clearly she forgot to vet this with Coulter and Malkin.

When is she going to throw the Blue Helmets and Black Helicopters into the mix?

Help us, Obi-2ndAmendment-empowered-vigilantemilitias! You're our only hope!