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Father Cholesterol?

Two tickets to paradise

I'll take the film rights now, please

An overnight amusement park? That's haunted? And is a"Suicide Theme Park?"

That's three movies all ready!

I mean just read this and start saving your shekels for a trip to Hong Kong now.

20 suicides in 8 years - its the real Hotel Calfornia. Ah, the mysterious Orient...

And remember, kids:
"A dirty spot yesterday will be an attraction tomorrow!"