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Serve and Protect

Cops give lighter, cigarette to kerosene soaked man...

Kubota refused to change his kerosene-soaked clothes at the police station and asked to smoke during questioning, according to police.

Despite no-smoking rules in the building, a police official gave him a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. When Kubota stood up, his right knee was ablaze and he quickly turned into a fireball, the reports said.

- from Japan Today

In Memoria

Had to shave the giant chops off today in a crass attempt to sell out to the Mans, and so, in honor of the passing of all things i present: