Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Grand Guardian GO!

Sip your champagne in peace and comfort as the the Grand Guardian Tokyo apartments keep you safe from earthquakes and Black Helicopter attacks!

Serve and Protect

Cops give lighter, cigarette to kerosene soaked man...

Kubota refused to change his kerosene-soaked clothes at the police station and asked to smoke during questioning, according to police.

Despite no-smoking rules in the building, a police official gave him a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. When Kubota stood up, his right knee was ablaze and he quickly turned into a fireball, the reports said.

- from Japan Today

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

In Memoria

Had to shave the giant chops off today in a crass attempt to sell out to the Mans, and so, in honor of the passing of all things i present: