Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Palin Pals With Witchhunter: UPDATE: Now With Original Blessing!

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He anoints future Governors and drives out Witches, and best of all - He's For REAL!

“And I’m thinking, this guy’s really bold, he doesn’t even know what I’m going to do, he doesn’t know what my plans are. And he’s praying not “oh Lord if it be your will may she become governor,” no, he just prayed for it. He said “Lord make a way and let her do this next step. And that’s exactly what happened.”
The pastor speaks of his offensive against a demonic presence in the town in a trailer for the evangelical video “Transformations”, made by Sentinel Group, a Christian research and information agency.
According to the Christian Science Monitor, six months of fervent prayer and research identified the source of the witchcraft as a local woman called Mama Jane, who ran a “divination” centre called the Emmanuel Clinic.

Her alleged involvement in fortune-telling and the fact that she lived near the site of a number of fatal car accidents led Pastor Muthee to publicly declare her a witch responsible for the town’s ills, and order her to offer her up her soul for salvation or leave Kiambu.

Says the Monitor, “Muthee held a crusade that “brought about 200 people to Christ”.” They set up round-the-clock prayer intercession in the basement of a grocery store and eventually, says the pastor “the demonic influence – the ‘principality’ over Kiambu –was broken”, and Mama Jane fled the town.

- Times Online

trailer for the De-Demonizing can be found here:

Monday, September 15, 2008

Clueless Morons

"Mourning Commute?" Are you kidding me? WTF?

Does the AP style guide really allow for obvious tasteless puns when covering a tragedy?


Sunday, September 14, 2008

Lehman Bros Inspired Thought of the Day

On paper, Free Market Capitalism makes sense; but then again so does Communism.

In one case greed trumps common sense; in the other, greed trumps common welfare.

You pick the case.