ATTN: US MEDIA

This is what journalism looks like.

Funny we never saw this in 2004. Stupid internets.

Taxi to the Jebside

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Post Independance Puff

Puffy AmiYumi - Toku Suru Karada
by sylvain_verseaucamus

Puffy AmiYumi - Atarashii Hibi
by sylvain_verseaucamus

EXTRA CREDIT TO FIRST VIEWER WHO CAN TELL ME MY POINT!

Claymation Zombies!

Ladies and Gentlemen:
Chainsaw Maid!

Dept. of Timely Tie-Ins

"This Barbie is for The Birds! Actually, this Barbie from The Birds is for you! Celebrating Alfred Hitchcock's classic film, this incredible collector's doll features our heroine being attacked by a trio of fine feathered foes, just like in the movie."

Nerdgasm!

The Road to Damasscuss

Yes, I know that's not how you spell "Damascus."

Shakes: The Dalek Way

LSD Saturday

Georgian Style:


Shy Style:


Greek Style:


Rock Style:


You Scare The Crap Out Of Me Style:

Firefox 3 Gets Colbert Bump

Mozilla's servers crash.

Maybe the Colbert Bump is answer to the 250,000,000 Zombots that await their instructions.

Anyway, it's Zittrain. Just Click It!

Irony as Condition of Truth

What?

Multicorp,Inc. execs direct and distort the news?

Surely you jest!

Good thing you are on a comedy show.

Phew.
thx to C&L

Harrumph

AFI comes up with YET ANOTHER "Top 10" list, and for the first time ever, I agree with it.



Dammit.

It's amazing

How even 22 years in the wilderness does not touch the sweet sweet sound of "Lakers: YOU SUCK."

Reminder: I live there now.

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In total, you were reviewed for dating 307 times and one person expressed interest in you.

You are more desirable than 44% of 32,166,231 people.

2 votes and I'm in the 44 percentile!

Wait till they see me dance!

ATTN: NYC WANNABE SATANSTARS

EXTRAS NEEDED FOR "SATAN HATES YOU" SHOOT

JUNE 22nd & JUNE 27th

if its good enough for the Divine Brad & Laura
it's too good for you!

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LSD Saturday

Yeah, Yeah - I know there hasn't been much twixt these. Should have some more post time soon. In the meanwhile, part three in our ongoing series:

Lost Nowhere Man Version:


Mando-mania:


Antonio Navarro Creeps You Out:


Speaking of creepy, pure 'roke cinema:


The Little Sister of the Girl Hiding from John Belushi:

Revamps are NOT about Relevance

Today's NYT has an article about corps "revamping" familiar franchises in order to make them "relevant" to the mythical iPhoneperpetualtxt'n'kewltweenerdemo.

Filled with such *yawn* inspiring quotes as:

Even Mickey Mouse is getting an update, although the Walt Disney Company is still mulling what tweaks to make.

“I love classic Mickey, but he needs to evolve to be relevant to new generations of kids,” Robert A. Iger, Disney’s chief executive, said in an interview.

Which we seem to hear about every 5 years like clockwork these days.

The real reason behind such obviously wrong-headed revamps is not at all about "out of touch" execs failing to reach the kewlkidz, it's that the corps are desperate to maintain all possible TM and Copyright as they can, just in case crazy people like Cory Doctorow and Larry Lessig ever succeed in educating Congress on the purpose of Idea Limited Monopoly Law. (Don't call it Intellectual Property. Once you do that, you've all ready lost the fight.)

And so, they tweak, change, revamp and register just to make sure they end up with something more to own.

And we get to suffer through "Loonatics."

LSD Saturday

Barbara Dickson:


Shat-na-roke:


Organ-style:


Tumara Mahorning:


The Girl Hiding From John Belushi:

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Then feel guilty, and buy it.

Life on Uke

Great song.

Greater BBC series.

Let's hope the US don't screw it up too much. At least it will have Colm Meaney, best Star Trek actor EVER.