Wednesday, September 24, 2008

This Just In

McCain Suspending Campaign Because Of Financial Crisis

"Tomorrow morning, I will suspend my campaign and return to Washington after speaking at the Clinton Global Initiative. I have spoken to Senator Obama and informed him of my decision and have asked him to join me."

When everything else fails, just quit campaigning.
Talk about CUT AND RUN! Who knew the P in POW stood for PUSSY(cat)?

1 comment:

BarbaraCA said...

It's one thing to ditch the debates, but he stood up Letterman. Isn't this why he has a second-in-command? She should be stepping in any moment now . .