I'll take the film rights now, please
An overnight amusement park? That's haunted? And is a"Suicide Theme Park?"
That's three movies all ready!
I mean just read this and start saving your shekels for a trip to Hong Kong now.
20 suicides in 8 years - its the real Hotel Calfornia. Ah, the mysterious Orient...
And remember, kids:
"A dirty spot yesterday will be an attraction tomorrow!"
